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Oh baby…
Adjskfl THE NOTES!
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Simon Cowell creating One Direction in his lab
Simon: ok for liam lets do some abs and a little adorableness oh shit there goes the whole bottle ok a lot of adoarbleness and a good amount of fucking sexy and he can be that one innocent bastard that never does anything bad oh and add a voice that would be perfect for the beginning of songs wow im good
Simon: now for zayn lets make him drop dead gorgeous so that when you look at him you faint lmfao and how about i add a little bit of sex god so that he can DM whoever the hell he wants of and now give him the charisma of a mix of christina aguilera and joshua from american idol ok now lets make him so deep that he uses his own body as his inspirational journal ok
Simon: and for niall lets just throw a shit load of irish and sexy hips that dont lie with a smile that will make these bitches hearts melt ok now lets give him the voice of an angel but wait he farts too and ill make him have the appetite of a fat man oh and hes the only blondie yeah that will throw em off
Simon: lets make this bitch louis a gay fucker with a sweet little voice but also give him nice eyes that stare into your soul oh and cant forget some hot sex hair ok oh fuck there goes the whole bottle of big penis oh well oh shit there goes 2 more bottle of big penis well ok
Simon: ok harry has to be the partner of gay ass louis because hes the only one left so lets put some cute ass dimples on his face and make him the only one with curly hair lmfao im a genius hes so gAY oh but he secretly has abs and v lines nbd and his voice can sing just about anything because its basically a combination of jesus and jesus
Simon: ok sounds good
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A video called ‘One Direction Moments edit’ that was uploaded on onedirectionchannel but was later deleted. I was lucky enough to download it before it was deleted. :D
OMFG THIS IS JUST PERFECT FANGIRLIN
(via harrys-mammaries)
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“YO HEY LIL MOMMA I CAN TRANSFORM YA.” omg niall.
OMG WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE
OH. My. God.
my lovely little special snowflake
The first thing I thought when I saw “Davies” on his shirt was “OMFG IT SAYS OVARIES” which is crazy because I watched the Beat Again video and knew what it said.
(via happilyawkward)
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Meeting One Direction
What I think I’ll be like:
What I’ll really be like:
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IDK I JUST FEEL BAD FOR EVERYONE THAT’S GOING TO GET HIT WITH THIS WHEN THEY WAKE UP
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To finish off your ovaries all at once :
GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA , really though its like CHRISTMAS!!
HALLELUJAH!
(via imma-bradford-bad-boy)
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meh. only certain people get why this gif means so much.
:(
:l I don’t want to remember this ):
BABY </3
zayn just doesn’t move..
stop it. im crying now.
his face. you can see his emotions clearly omg its too much.
oh god. babyyyyy</3
I’m tearing..
noo baby its okay
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How many Directioners are there on tumblr? Reblog if you are one.
VAS HAPPENIN?
i private concert costs about 30.000 dollar. when everyone of us is going to pay a few dollars we can actually hear them. AND ONLY TRUE DIRECTIONERS!
Only a few more and we’d only have to pay $1 each. Just sayin’.
the Britney SPears gif i’M CRYING
